All Love Sundays

You what it is... Capital, Makhosini and myself have built the dopest weekly Sunday event around. In conjunction with Icon, ALS is the truth.

This week we're at it again... my homie, Khuli Chana on the stage... The decks being blessed by Dimplez,Biz,Lenoir,Fanatic and Capital.

The good people of Flud watches will be in the house too.

Free welcome drinks for the first 100 ladies

I recommend an ALS bomb and jam jar

7pm... Free before 9pm... No under 21... Look fly... No tough guys... No tough guys!!

All love

Altar Ego digital links

While we continue to push for Musica, Look and Listen and other retailers to stock Altar Ego, here are online links for the album... 

http://www.exactmusic.co.za/Search/Search.aspx?track=&ArtistName=aka 

http://omusic.dstv.com/12534355/Aka/Album/Altar_Ego 

http://www.klicktrack.com/electromode/releases/aka/altar-ego 

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-music&field-keywords=aka+altar+ego&x=0&y=0

http://itunes.apple.com/gb/album/altar-ego/id458573418 

Friends With Benefits

So the Showlove Dimes concept has evolved. Firstly the lovely, Bonang Matheba is our hostess, Brutal Fruit is our proud sponsor for our countrywide ladies extravaganzas.

Wonted.mobi is our proud media partner... great job.

So next Monday we will be hosting the much anticipated premier of Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis' new romantic comedy, "Friends with Benefits".

Join us and a host of your favourite celebrities.

Please RSVP

PTA where we at???

So the tour is insane... No lies

Cape Town, Botswana, Zeerust... All murked!

Pretoria this Friday it's your turn... Let's go.

I'm documenting everything, showed Scoop some footage and he was in disbelief.

Best believe you will see the footage too... Word to the editor.

All love

Fix wit Dukes

Food is very important to me... Incase you haven't noticed.

I dine alone a lot, I get to clear my head, blog, work and study the world around me.

I truly enjoy dining with those I loved ones or those I am in business with... Many deals have been closed after a great meal.

There's a certain interaction that automatically ensues when food is in the mix. Firstly your focus is in play, you are choosing what you wish to consume and savor and you are allowing another individual to partake in that experience... Good or bad.

My Wolfpack and I share many meals together. We laugh, put each other in line through interventions(the Bugger Court), laugh and build. Of late the bread breaking hasn't been as regular... Cats are busy... This is a good problem.

The effort is being made again though, my fam Lebo AKA Biz put me onto Dukes in Greenside. What a gem. I'm trying to keep it healthy but these giant burgers are the business.

I could honestly say that it's the second best burger joint I know in Jhb... Won't put you onto the best just yet but trust me.

Ta Biz

Ta Dukes

Watch the reach and lower the elbow

So bottle politics are annoying to some and hilarious to others. I mean if you really think about it ,it's a battle for liquor and swagger.

As a normal civilian, I prefer being comfortable in a club and having my drink nearby so I prefer bottle spend.

As a businessman in the club scene, bottle spend equates to more money being made... I can live with that and I encourage it.

I do however always recommend living within one's means... Don't ball on a budget... Don't live another man's life... Don't put your rent on the line when hoping to impress a thirsty broad... Be smart.

Trey Songz didn't just get a few South African ladies gassed, he got ninjas gassed too... There is nothing wrong with buying drinks from the bar... Who's pressure are you under,homie?

The rules are simple with the bottle(don't laugh).

If you haven't chipped in... Don't reach.

If you haven't been offered a drink... Don't reach

If you ask and the homies say cool... Keep that elbow low when pouring... Work the wrist action.

Your boy next to you, looking at the Goose with the crackhead eyes... Tell him what we told you.

The girl you trying to impress, she can drink out of your glass... Hopefully for you, she isn't to thirsty.

When the bill comes, don't play dead.

Obey the rules... Enjoy the vibe

Sex Lies

Sex is a topic that we all discuss at some point, for various reasons.

I believe what two people(sometimes more than two) do in their bedroom or other rooms is between them... Literally.

Kissing and telling is lame but let's not front... It's often political.

You get those who brag. They lie about knocking out the park ten times in a night... They are hilarious.

You get homeslice who busts too quick and has to make excuses... The funniest I've heard is dude acting as though he heard a funny sound downstairs and making her quickly get dressed and stand behind her while he cases the crib with his golf club.

You can always tell a woman is bitter by her sexual lies. Women can be so mean. They'll always say dude was smaller than a pinkie or couldn't kiss. If he can't kiss, why did you let it get that far.

What's my point? Stop talking about your sexual endeavors and please stop lying about them

Lames