Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Watch the reach and lower the elbow

So bottle politics are annoying to some and hilarious to others. I mean if you really think about it ,it's a battle for liquor and swagger.

As a normal civilian, I prefer being comfortable in a club and having my drink nearby so I prefer bottle spend.

As a businessman in the club scene, bottle spend equates to more money being made... I can live with that and I encourage it.

I do however always recommend living within one's means... Don't ball on a budget... Don't live another man's life... Don't put your rent on the line when hoping to impress a thirsty broad... Be smart.

Trey Songz didn't just get a few South African ladies gassed, he got ninjas gassed too... There is nothing wrong with buying drinks from the bar... Who's pressure are you under,homie?

The rules are simple with the bottle(don't laugh).

If you haven't chipped in... Don't reach.

If you haven't been offered a drink... Don't reach

If you ask and the homies say cool... Keep that elbow low when pouring... Work the wrist action.

Your boy next to you, looking at the Goose with the crackhead eyes... Tell him what we told you.

The girl you trying to impress, she can drink out of your glass... Hopefully for you, she isn't to thirsty.

When the bill comes, don't play dead.

Obey the rules... Enjoy the vibe

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