Wednesday, 7 September 2011

Sex Lies

Sex is a topic that we all discuss at some point, for various reasons.

I believe what two people(sometimes more than two) do in their bedroom or other rooms is between them... Literally.

Kissing and telling is lame but let's not front... It's often political.

You get those who brag. They lie about knocking out the park ten times in a night... They are hilarious.

You get homeslice who busts too quick and has to make excuses... The funniest I've heard is dude acting as though he heard a funny sound downstairs and making her quickly get dressed and stand behind her while he cases the crib with his golf club.

You can always tell a woman is bitter by her sexual lies. Women can be so mean. They'll always say dude was smaller than a pinkie or couldn't kiss. If he can't kiss, why did you let it get that far.

What's my point? Stop talking about your sexual endeavors and please stop lying about them

Lames

1 comment:

  1. so true.. dont complain if you went all the way anyway

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